What is the key to a great thanksgiving dinner?

a turkey

Why did the turkey cross the road?

because it was the chicken’s day off

What should you wear to thanksgiving dinner?

a har-vest

Why do pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?

because their belt buckles are on their hats

How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?

He was very thinkful

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”  The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead”.

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving dinner?

The turkey; he is already stuffed!